I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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