Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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