No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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