My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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