He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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