are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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