that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Boobs are out for the taking
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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