can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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