they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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