as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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