CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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