I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
