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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

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May it rest in peace.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.

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(585): View more from New York

there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up

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which one looks the most like her?

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(210): View more from Texas

It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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(703): View more from Virginia

BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.

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(714): View more from California

i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober

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