I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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