Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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