Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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