How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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