talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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