The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
whose parrot is this?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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