the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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