Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
