Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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