love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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