Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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