Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
