i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Drake has all the answers
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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