where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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