Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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