dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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