This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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