yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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