No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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