I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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