i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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