no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
