Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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