Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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