In the future we'll all be gay
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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