You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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