Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
