I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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