I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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