on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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