The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish i was in the wii world.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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