is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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