return my video game
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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