was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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