Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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