Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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