so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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