Me too!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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