If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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