Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
