I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sext me about skeletons
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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