party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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