that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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